2009-04-29

New Summer 2009 Lakai/DVS Footwear



New Lakai and DVS showed up at both Detroit City Skateboards locations. So it's safe to say we are ''Fully Stocked''...OMGHAHAHAOUJLUOYOIUL;KJBRAF! I stink, but our shoe selection and prices do not!

So get here to either Detroit City Skateboards locations as we are always happy to see you, even if you are not happy to see us!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-27

New Spring 2009 Fallen Footwear



Did anyone else go to the J.Geils Band reunited concert with their mother and new Fallen shoes on?....Yeah me either, mothers are lame, except when I need 20 bucks, the car keys and to be burped!

Where was I? Right new spring Fallen shoes in both Detroit City Skateboard locations. Each Fallen shoe sold today comes with a free hug, cause we heart Homosapiens!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-20

DC x Modern Skate Shop VS. Shop Contest



*UPDATE: Congrats to our boy Steve Urban from the Westland team for taking 3rd in the DC Shoes x Modern Skate Shop vs. Shop Contest. Dood, ripped it!

Come down and check us out at the DC Shoes x Modern Skate Park comp this Saturday, I'll be the one in the ally selling O'douls to teens!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-13

Late Happy Jesus Egg Day!!!

We here at Detroit City Skateboards hope everyone had a great Easter Sunday, I did I totally read the bible and then recreated the day Jesus was resurrected from the dead, note to self don't play role-play with ''douchbags''! I still have dirt stuck in my knickers!

Well we are back and ready for you, so come and enjoy us as you only can!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-08

New Spring 2009 Circa Footwear



Whole lotta Circa spring 09 shoes in stock now at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. We also received the new Select 99 Vulc ''Black South Beach'' high top shoe which will have the ladies on the beach begging you to let them rub your BIG BLACK!!!!, new shoes. Sorry pervs, gotta keep it PG-13. Also have a truck load of new spring Circa clothing in stock.

So come visit us, we only smell bad in the morning.

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-07

New Spring 2009 Lakai Footwear



New Lakai footwear has shown up a few weeks ago. Sorry for this late post but you see I have been training for the Iron Man competition and I needed to put on some pounds! Wait...isn't that the competition where I get to drink lots of beer and chase loose women? Sh*t wait, that's called ''my wet dream'', funk it...nevermind I'm not sure why I am so late on this post so let's just shake hands and walk away!

New Lakai's in both Detroit City Skateboard locations. There is one mistake in the flyer above, the Howard Select is actually the Howard Select Mid which is available at our Westland location. Plus we have loads of new Lakai clothing in stock now.

Get here we miss you lots!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-06

New Spring 2009 Supra Footwear



Have you tried Supra shoes, they are Supra great, seriously they are so Supra they make me wanna pee!

New Supra Footwear in stock at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. Get on it fast, cause Supra flys out the door Supra fast. Holy crap I'm Supra-tarded!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-05

New Spring 2009 'es, Etnies, Emerica Footwear

Many of you have seen these, some of you have purchased a pair or two, and a plenty of you have even made fun of a few of these! But incase you were unaware we have new Etnies shoes in stock at both Detroit City Skateboards of Waterford and Detroit City Skateboards of Westland. New Etnies clothing in stock, made with 100% real Ryan Sheckler tears.


New Emerica shoes at both of our locations. Come check out the new Braydon Vegas Green and the new Braydon HI Vegas Strip. These shoes are sick and designed to last, plus they are the only shoe that comes with a free DUI and the ''smell of regret'', free with any purchase! New Emerica clothing also in stock.


Last and certainly least, we have new 'es shoes in stock at both locations, along with some sick matching 'es clothing.


Get here NOW! or whenever you feel like it, whatever we are breezy.

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-04

New Detroit City Clothing



New Detroit City Skateboard tee's hot off the press, and when I say HOTT I mean they burnt our migrant workers forearms, his name is Pero. He comes from Chili, and he likes rainbows, kool-aid and mustaches. We are unsure of him but the man prints a mean tee!

We have re-issued the famous Detroit City ''Nintendo'' logo, and also have one new graphic. So come scoop one up today!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-03

April 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release



In case you hate us or just have not been paying attention, which I completely understand as we are not that interesting . We have welcomed Nike SB into our hearts and into our Waterford location,(Sorry Westlanders, maybe next time? I don't know, it sounded like the right thing to say).

This April brings us the Nike SB Un-Heavens Gate Dunk High, The Grant Taylor Ant Blazer (with matching Nike RastANT tee-shirt), the Justin Brock Workwear Dunk Mid, plus we restocked the March released T.V Dunk Mid. We also have April's Nike Dunk Umpa socks, croc wallets in stock.

We are one of the very few select skate shop locations in Michigan to carry the NIKE SB brand so come stop by our Waterford location and check them out!

Don't forget you can order these and any of our other brands online at www.detroitcityskateboards.com

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-02

Non-Stimulus Sale!


We don't don't believe in the ''stimulus packages'', we feel that phrase is too erotic, so let's say we are having a ''I got no money cause the goven'ment take all my money away, damn goven'ment'' sale!

Now at both Detroit City Skateboards locations we have shoes 15% to 40% off!
Fitted and Flex Hats on sale 20% Off.
Jeans and Cords 30% Off.
Tee-Shirts 30% Off.
Hoodies 30% Off.
Skateboard Decks 15% Off.

So get here and let us stimulate you! In a financial way you pervs!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-04-01

Welcome Letter

IMPORTANT:

Detroit City Skateboards has turned into Detroit City Blogboards.

YES, we have joined the blogging realm. After all I should know how to blog, I mean looking at internet porno 8 hours a day gives you supreme powers, true story I read it on the back of a Bazooka Joe wrapper.

So stay-tuned as we bring you shop updates, product updates, team updates and our best website of the week! HA, it will be a raunchy good time mate!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -