Have you ever heard or worn anything by Altamont? NO?! Well that's cause you are a douche-hat! Yeah I said it, take off that Hollister t-shirt and where something original you fiery! Become a man for once in your lifetime and enjoy something people are going to respect you in. Take my word for it after-all on the weekends I crush beer cans on my forehead with the Marlboro man!
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards locations where today is the last day to celebrate Yom Kippur with all your Jewish friends! HAPPY JEW DAY friends of us!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
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