2009-08-29
New Fall 2009 Matix Clothing
I don't know, sometimes I just run out of things to get your attention. Who the hell cares anyways my favorite DJ in the whole wide world was found dead today...DJ AM!!! NOW who's rape music am I suppose to listen too! Seriously thou our heart felt sorrows go out to his fam + friends. Rest in pieces DJ AM, your money for expensive sneakers will be missed, not so much your music cause let's be honest a ''Make A Wish'' kid riding a mule down a Canyon could produce your garbage! RIP.
OKAY...now with that out of the way Detroit City Skateboard locations would like to welcome some new Matix clothing. Rad tee's, ill fitting jeans, tight hats, ridiculous wallets/belts this is everything you have been dreaming about but were too stupid to get! SO GET ON IT THIS TIME.
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboard locations where we bump that sh*t, or something hood like dat!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-24
New Fall 2009 I-Path Footwear
Is it wrong that I am typing this while I'm actually in a Burger King bathroom, however I am not getting ''busy'' unless busy to you means eating an ''angry Whopper'' on the crapper, then yes I am GETTIN' BUSY..ya herd!
On the update...NEW EYE-PATCH in stock! F*ck, wait stupid peice of lettece stuck under my keyboard (HOLD PLEASE)......,.....,.....(GOT IT), New I-Path in stock at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. Very solid colorways with hemp and suede materials from the I-Path. Along with the shoes we have received some I-Path, tee's and hats!
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards where if don't buy some I-Path shoes quickly we may just smoke them! HEMP BABY. HEMP! HA.
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-22
New Fall 2009 Globe Footwear
GET YOUR GLOBE'es NOW! Available at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. Of course along with the footwear we have some real nefty Globe clothing (shut-up! people still say nefty) to rock with your new Globe shoes!
*Globe Haslam-Sabaton C ''Blue-Ocean'' (CUP-SOLE this time 'round)
*Globe Haslam-Sabaton C ''Black'' (CUP-SOLE this time 'round)
*Globe Superfly Vulc ''Colbalt-Black Mustard'' (Vulc-Sole this time 'round)
*Globe Encore ''Dirty Hippie Tie-Dye''
*Globe Appleyard-Vagrant ''Multi-Brown''
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards and come touch our Globes! HA...it sounded dirty but it's not!!!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-12
New Fall 2009 'es Footwear
If you have not heard cause you are an idiot to the world, our boy, team-rider and organ donor Graham Harrington is now an official flow rider for 'es footwear! CONGRATS homie you earned it!
Speaking of 'es we have new fall footwear from the brand in both Detroit City Skateboard locations.
*'es Theory 1.5 ''Burgundy-Brown'' Justin Eldridge Model
*'es Square One ''Black-Gold''
*'es Avers ''Black-Brown'', Rick McCranks Model
*'es First Blood ''Taxi-Cab'' Bobby Worrest Model
So get on down to Detroit City Skateboards where every purchase of 'es is 1 more dollar is Grahams pocket.
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-09
New Fall 2009 Lakai Footwear
What's brown and white, has spots all over, was recently seen on ''To Catch a Predator'' and only eats things that are yellow? Answer: how the f*ck should I know I work at a skate shop's blog!
But I do know we have new Lakai footwear in both the Detroit City Skateboard locations.
*Lakai Teleford ''My Way Colorway''
*Lakai Biebel LK ''Black-Green''
*Lakai Guy ''Navy''
*Lakai MJ 5 ''Black''
*Lakai Commerce LK ''Mo Knows Colorway''
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards location ..where we blah, blah, blah mutherf*cking blah, or something creative!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-06
August 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release
New August Nike SB's in stock at the Detroit City Skateboards location. This month's lineup looks almost as good as my 3rd cousin...YEEEEHAW!
*Nike SB P.Rod 3 ''Black''
*Nike SB Bruin ''Military Blue-White''
*Nike SB Dunk Mid Pro ''Green Bay Packers''
*Nike SB Dunk Low Pro ''Anchorman''
Along with the August shoes we also received some sick hoods, matching hats, tee's, backpack and some super limited SB socks!
So get on down to the Detroit City Skateboards, Waterford location where unlike you, we suck!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
2009-08-03
New Fall 2009 Vans Footwear
HORRAY, THERE'S NEW VANS! All now in stock at both Detroit City Skateboard locations...fool!
Here's the shake-down:
*Vans J.Lay Mid ''Black Tye Dye''
*Vans No Skool Tre ''Black-Blue-Yellow''
*Vans Half Cab Pro ''Tri-Tone Brown''
*Vans Old Skool ''Chicago City Pack''
*Vans Caballero Pro ''20 Anniversary Red Croc''
So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards where today only with every purchase we are going to give you a free baby! WHO WANTS A BABY, BABY FOR SALE!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -
Update: Apparently giving away an employee's babies is illegal and pushable up to 20 years in prison. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! AMERICA...more like SCAMeria! I kid, I heart this country with all it's ridiculous laws.
2009-08-02
We BACK CRACKA!
Updates coming right after this...I swear!
Signed, Detroit City Skateboards