New Fall 2009 Lakai Footwear

What's brown and white, has spots all over, was recently seen on ''To Catch a Predator'' and only eats things that are yellow? Answer: how the f*ck should I know I work at a skate shop's blog!

But I do know we have new Lakai footwear in both the Detroit City Skateboard locations.

Here's the shake-down:

*Lakai Teleford ''My Way Colorway''
*Lakai Biebel LK ''Black-Green''
*Lakai Guy ''Navy''
*Lakai MJ 5 ''Black''
*Lakai Commerce LK ''Mo Knows Colorway''

So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards location ..where we blah, blah, blah mutherf*cking blah, or something creative!

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August 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release

New August Nike SB's in stock at the Detroit City Skateboards location. This month's lineup looks almost as good as my 3rd cousin...YEEEEHAW!

Here's the shake-down:

*Nike SB P.Rod 3 ''Black''
*Nike SB Bruin ''Military Blue-White''
*Nike SB Dunk Mid Pro ''Green Bay Packers''
*Nike SB Dunk Low Pro ''Anchorman''

Along with the August shoes we also received some sick hoods, matching hats, tee's, backpack and some super limited SB socks!

So get on down to the Detroit City Skateboards, Waterford location where unlike you, we suck!

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New Fall 2009 Vans Footwear

HORRAY, THERE'S NEW VANS! All now in stock at both Detroit City Skateboard locations...fool!

Here's the shake-down:

*Vans J.Lay Mid ''Black Tye Dye''
*Vans No Skool Tre ''Black-Blue-Yellow''
*Vans Half Cab Pro ''Tri-Tone Brown''
*Vans Old Skool ''Chicago City Pack''
*Vans Caballero Pro ''20 Anniversary Red Croc''

So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards where today only with every purchase we are going to give you a free baby! WHO WANTS A BABY, BABY FOR SALE!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

Update: Apparently giving away an employee's babies is illegal and pushable up to 20 years in prison. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! AMERICA...more like SCAMeria! I kid, I heart this country with all it's ridiculous laws.

We BACK CRACKA!

If you haven't noticed we have updated our Blogger page. So that is the reason WHY we have not been updating much, plus I puked on my keyboard. AHHH Corona the only one that understands me!

Updates coming right after this...I swear!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards

July 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release

About time July Nike SB's showed up around here! Someone is about to get fired and by fired I mean will keep their job cause let's be honest I have about as much respect in this world as a Michigan hillbilly with a tee-shirt that reads ''I heart Meth''!

July Nike's are it. We also brought in the ''Gino 4'' white on white dunk low for the homies of da summer, ya know!

So get on down to Detroit City Skateboards where the only thing we heart is us...oh and you! You wonderful person, you!

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New Fall 2009 Rogue Status Clothing

New Rogue Status Tee's in stock at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. If you're looking to purchase the all over print ''Gun-Show'' tee, well your out of luck and unoriginal! Time to wear something else from Rogue Status, poser.

So come on down to Detroit City Skateboards, where we think Canada is lovely...ahhh someone shoot us!

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New Fall 2009 Supra Footwear

Supra Good, Supra Awesome, Supra Chill. New Supra's in both Detroit City Skateboard locations. We have received super limited runs of each Supra. The Vaider ''Black Tape'', the TK Society purple and the Skytop ''Gucci'', all Supra classy! We also have some new superb Supra tee's and hats in stock.

So come on down to Detroit City Skateboards and let's talk bid'ness ya' herd!

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New Volcom Clothing in Stock

HAIL MARY, PRAISE DA JEBUS! We finally have some new Volcom clothing in stock straight from the Stong Age line available at both Detroit City Skateboard locations. These goods are for sale in skate shops ONLY!!! No mall shopping here, sorry food court-ers!

So get your A.S.S. down to Detroit City Skateboards, where we only want to be friends and nothing more. Seriously we are just not in that place with you anymore, we have moved on. Let's just be friends...with benefits. Whatta Say?!

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Happy America Day!!!

Happy Amercia Day everyone! Have fun, eat and drink lots, and please don't blow any limbs off by you being a dumbass!

Both Detroit City locations are opened today until 4pm and both locations will be closed on Sunday.

See ya Monday!

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Now in Stock, New Zoo York Decks + State of Mind DVD

Finally some new Zoo York boards now in stock at both Detroit City Skateboards locations. Along with that we also have a new Zoo York tee style in and the much anticipated Zoo York ''State of Mind'' dvd.

So come on down to Detroit City Skateboards where today is receive a free pair of trucks day! (while supplies last).

Update 1 second ago: We are currently out of free trucks! Thanks for playing.

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