2009-12-31

HAPPY NEW YEARS 2thousandand10!!!



Happy New Years 2010 everyone! We appreciate all the support, purchases, love and hate you have shred upon us in this 2thousandand9! Here's to you (friends) and to hopefully a way RAD 2thousandand10. CHEERS...!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-28

CASH 4 KICKS, LAST WEEK FOR THIS!



Last week for this so please don't be the last one to take advantage of CASH 4 KICKS! So simple a dumbass blogger could do it!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-24

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FRIENDS OF US!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone! We want to thank everyone this year for the support you have shared upon us even in this of most horrible economic times. Here's to you everybody (Lift beer glasses, scotch glasses or egg-nog glasses) for all your love, encouragement and patience. Without you our loyal customers we all here would be just another disgruntled Wal-mart employee(s)! Thank you so much, and god-bless.

See ya Friday when we open up @ 10am/Waterford and 11am/Westland.

Signed,

Dale,Nick,Rachel,Melissa,Josh,Zack,Gary,Denise,Brian and Porky

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2009-12-22

The Holidays, OH STOP THE HUMANITY!




Well why you might be done with all your holiday and Hanukkah shopping we on the other hand haven't even started infact I am really contemplating turning to Judaism to avoid these snowy family catastrophes! Wait, Jews celebrate for 8 days?!? Okay never-mind I'll stick with Santa.

Well if you haven't stopped by here yet to pick up a present for that special somebody in your life you may want to hussle your bussle because things are going fast! BUT never fret shopper because we have lots of sales still going on PLUS we are still running cash for kicks and if you have can't find something we also have gift cards available for that earnest of most picky person in your family tree.

So get on down to DSC locations where it might be cold outside but it's warm in here cause we have one thing the outside doesn't have...LOVE. That's right consumer of ours, we love each and every one of you! Well, except you Scott, you can burn in a fiery grave, but with love!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-15

New Holiday 2009 Vans Clothing



VANS baby. VANS! The name says it all, unlike my name was says nothing at all.

New Vans apparel showed up @ DCS locations. Hood flannels, J-Lay velvet hoods, thermal hoods, beanies and jeans all look so nice. These are pieces you definitely want to purchase before it's to late.

So get on down to Detroit City Skateboards, where OH hell if you would please excuse me I have to go drive over someone to someones place of employment!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-11

New Holiday 2009 Volcom Clothing



New Volcom Holiday @ DCS locations. Flannels, beanies and fingerless gloves. That's it, sorry I have writers block today. You see blog-reader ''writers-block'' is where we ''the writer'' can not get past a wall in our thoughts so YOU ''the reader'' can enjoy our otherwise dreadful cyber scrawl. So don't bother reading on because there is nothing worthly of coming from this, so you might as well stop reading NOW!
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WHY THE HECK are you still here! I suggest you just click ''next blog'' on the top of this page, seriously get outta here, I will not, can not, write any more, done, over, finished....Va'monos, Va'monos!
So get on down to either DSC locations where...ugh, D*CK F*CK why won't my computer just please freeze up on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2009-12-08

New Holiday 2009 KR3W Accessories



Some of the most GHETTO-TASTIC accessories showed up from KR3W which are now available @ DCS locations! Wanna look hood rich well now is your chance to ball with your mighty powa, ya herd dawg or something less gay!

Two extremely hard finds this holiday are definitely the KR3W watchlaces! The MU$KA Ghetto-Blaster watch/necklace and the KR3W Dawg-tag/watch. Alittle pricey but the quality is unbelievable and completely worth the chedda or something less white boy trying to act black!

So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards locations where with every purchase this week I will throw in my ''white-boy shuffle'' absolutely free of charge...boo-yah!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-03

New Holiday 2009 The Hundreds Clothing



FINALLY...after months of waiting, dreaming, and nervously peeing myself, THE HUNDREDS HAS ARRIVED! We are honored to welcome The Hundreds brand @ DCS locations and are pleased to bring you the joint venture between The Hundreds and Delorean Motor Company. It was only right being the motor city we feel warm and fuzzy about this project being as John Delorean is originally from the D and is responsible for developing the Pontiac GTO, the Pontiac Firebird & the DeLorean DMC-12 sports car. Come support this amazing collaboration between two unique companies.

So get on down to either Detroit City Skateboards where if you don't come support us we won't come to your sisters cheer-leading competition to support her! Okay actually yeah we still would, but it would be nice if you would support us every once in a while GOD it's not like we are asking a whole lot outta you dad consumer!

Signed,

Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-02

CASH 4 KICKS: Extended Sale. Going on ONLY @ DCS locations!



CASH 4 KICKS was such a smash we decided to extend the offer till the end of the year!!!

Here's out it works: Bring in your old skate shoes to either of our locations and we will give you $10 dollars credit towards a NEW pair of shoes. It's just that simple, bring in, cash in, and cash out! It's going on NOW, so get on it!

*Excludes sale shoes.
*Limit 1 pair of shoes per transaction, meaning you can't bring in 5 pairs and get 50 dollars credit.

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

December 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release



Wow it's so hard to believe again...that we have had Nike SB in here for a whole year already! I remember getting the first January shipment, it was like the Christmas I never had! Seriously watch the June 12 1999 episode of Jerry Springer titled ''I couldn't hurt a fly but I WANT TO RUN A STEM-ROLLER OVER YOU!, then you will completely understand why I felt the way I did. Well without further adieu we would like to present you with the last Nike SB's of 2009!

Here's the shake-down:
* Dunk High Premium ''Skate Mental''
* Dunk Low Pro ''Griptape Obsidian''
* Zoom Classic High ''Black/White''

So get on down to our Waterford location where on a scale of 1-10, ten being hardcore we are closer to 3. Kinda soft and would huddle in a corner shivering like a skinny bitch in a mild draft!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

2009-12-01

THE HUNDREDS ARE COMING...!



This Thursday we would like to welcome The Hundreds brand with a super limited special collaboration between The Hundreds x DeLorean Motor Company (if you have no idea what a DeLorean is, first kick your own ass then rent the greatest movie EVER...Back-To-The-Future). And on an added note if you have no idea what or who The Hundreds are then first YOU SUCK and second YOU STILL SUCK however to familiarize yourself with a so legit brand please visit The Hundreds. GET HYPED!

So come Thursday please get to over to either DCS locations and pick up a Hundreds brand clothing item otherwise I will send one of our goons to egg your mother's house...YEAH THAT SOUNDS MO BADD ASS!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -