June 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release

I got stung by a bee today, bee's suck!

Oh and today Detroit City Skateboards, Waterford location received the June Nike SB releases. Last P.ROD II, so get on it hypebeasters that is one for the collection. Plus I heard if you purchase the shoe you will instantly get a girlfriend and she will be named ''Rainbow''.! Wait, that's P.Rod's life, my bad!

Get to Detroit City Skateboards NOW, we need human touch.

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards

Thanks to Adio and all that came!

Everyone here at Detroit City Skateboards would like to thank the Adio team for gracing us with their presence and a special thank you to everyone that came out to support. We hope everyone had a blast Saturday, we know we did, which ever part of it we remember, sorry but lots of beer is a hell of a drink!

Thanks again everyone, Signed
Detroit City Skateboards -

Adio Skate Team Demo!!!

READ IT DOODS!

Adio skate team at Detroit City Skateboards, Westland location, Saturday May 23rd, 2pm sharp. Come get your autographs on, seriously these dudes wills sign anything, even your mothers hairy legs! After the signing, Detroit City Skateboards and the Adio team will be heading down to Concreate Jungle Skatepark for a little demo.

So come join us next Saturday for a little autography, alittle skatey, and a whole lotta jokey jokey!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

New Ventures/Hubba/City now in stock

Today we have a restock on some new Venture Trucks, Hubba Wheels, City Skateboards. Get some, support companies that support our riders.

NEWS FLASH: Graham Harrington now rides flow for Hubba/Ventures/City skateboards.

Stop by Detroit City Skateboards and come give us a hug, we miss your warmth.

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

New Summer 2009 Globe Footwear

HAPPY Hump Day! Ugh, this day sucks. I hate Wednesdays almost as much as I hate the woman who keeps stalking me on Facebook! Look lady I know the baby has my cheek bones and horrible hairline and the ability to undress woman with just the bat of my masculine eyelashes but can't we just be friends who dislike each other like married couples?!

Well anyways lets change the subject and turn our focus to some new Globes that showed up on our doorstep this afternoon. Globe keeps turning out some great skateable footwear. Along with the Globe Appleyard Vagrant shoes we also received some new belts and silk fitted Globe hats.

So get on over to Detroit City Skateboards and snatch up a pair of Globes before Chris Haslam front boardslides your face. True story he told me this, this morning, while I was hiding in his bushes! Shhh it's our little secret.

Signed, Detroit City Gatorboards -

Triple 8 Helmets Now Available

Triple 8 is so great it makes me skate hard but I always end up gnar. Then I find myself at a bar after I went far and crashed my car. I'm taking this ryhyme all the way, even thou it's about to decay cause it's so cliche, plus I have to end this rhyme cause it's so damn gay!

Yeah I will stick to my day job which is judging whores on Hot OR Not.com. I don't get paid, but I do get to continue to live with my mom in her basement, whatever don't hate she makes me grilled cheese DAWG!

Well if you didn't get it from my verbal spit above Detroit City Skateboards would like to welcome Triple 8 helmets. Now available at both our fine locations.

So get on over to Detroit City Skateboards where, where...um funk it just come to us!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

New Summer 2009 Supra Footwear

HAPPY Drinky Drinky Cinco De ''DOS MEHO I've just sh*t my pants'' MAYO! Ah Stinky De Mayo the day Mexican-Americans remember and the rest of us get loaded of their cheap beer! Aree Bah, Aree Bah!!!

This is also the day that Detroit City Skateboards, Waterford location received the new Supra Vaider Mesh. Also have some new solid looking Supra tee's and hats in stock as well.

So have your mom wipe the puke off her hip hugger jeans and get on over to Detroit City Skateboards where we maybe cheap but we ain't easy or something that makes sense, geez I love this day!

Signed, Detroit City Hateboards -

May 2009 Nike SB Footwear Release

This May brings us new Nike SB's at the Waterford location. We brought in the new ''Nylon Tongue'' or ''Windbreaker'' Dunk Low (as I like to call it), the ''Mean Green'' Zoom Air Harbor, and the long anticipated Stephan Janoski available May 8th. Also got in some new totally radical and stuff Nike SB fitted hats.

Now get here as soon as possible cause I need my belly rubbed!

Signed, Detroit City Skateboards -

New Summer 2009 Girl/Chocolate Fitted Hats

HAPPY MAY 1st our dearest friends. We hope today's post finds you excellerated! Now on to why you and I are here:

New Girl and Chocolate fitted hats at both Detroit City Skateboards locations. These hats are ill so don't fall asleep at the wheel on these, they are so nice you could get one for you and one for your hip hopy soon to be lesbian girlfriend! OHHHHH SNAP!

Come witness us in all our intoxicating aroma!

Signed, Detroit City Bruiseboards -